1. I accidentally bought PIG CHEESE at the grocery store. Made from pig´s milk. Is this edible? I have no idea. Is this normal? Evidently in Chile. Sow teet squeezings.
2. Sow teets.
3. I was given a gigantic promotional sign for Bilz y Pap, spokesaliens for the most terrifying, bad trippy, papaya flavoured soda. He always watches. The lidless eyes.
4. There´s a fantastic chilean modismo about wandering through the world of Bilz y Pap, which basically means either detached oblivion or paralyzing hallucinations.
5. Lidless eyes.
6. I lost my cellphone about 3 weeks ago and I´m feeling more liberated than usual. I´ve decided to try and grow a beard.
7. Of bees.
8. Daza, my streetwalker puppy, lost a tooth chewing my onitsuka tigers (sic.) It was tragic, poetically just, and simultaneously cute, until it dawned on me she may be addicted to heroin.
9. Remember pig cheese? Imagine the aftertaste.
10. I walked into the pharmacy to buy bandaids (Cruce Verde - think Shoppers Drugmart) and there were 6 stray dogs sleeping in piles of sawdust. In a fancy boutiquey drugstore.
11. The word for drag queen in Spanish is travesti. Homo-nyms.
12. My friend Pablo fed me entrails. Innards. Steaming innards, with parmesean cheese. Must think of way of getting back at him.
13. The lockerroom at my gym reminds me of Rough Trick Night at the Black Eagle.
14. Everything is delivered in this city via bicycle with lawnmower motors. Including porno. When will North America learn.
15. I planted pot seeds in the plaza in front of my house. Time lapse photography to follow.
16. I´m auditioning for Chilean television next week.
17. Got a tour of the slums (horribly called the poverty tour) by a couple friends. Felt nauseous. Some people live in BAGS.
18. Had a full-on, wasted conversation in Portuguese. Portuguese is bad, drunk Spanish. Burned face with joint. Scarred for life, heading to Buenos Aires for some backseat, backalley skin grafts.
19. Sarah arrives in 3 weeks.
20. Are any of you goddamn people actually going to visit me?
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2 comments:
christmas time my man...christmas in chile...you know its happening...also, i can think of at least one more kind of cheese that is more disgusting than pig cheese...
1- get a phone
2- beard, you, no way
3- Pig cheese is not a norm in chile
4- entrails are a dish best served bbq-ed... mmmmmmmmmmm entrails
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