Entiendo nada.

I stick out like a yeti.

It seems that everybody loves the white guy in Santiago. I can't stop making friends. Todas Chilenos son simpaticos.

1. There are dirty poodles everywhere.
2. Chileans drink wine mixed with coke (es muy dulce.)
3. There's a guy juggling on a unicycle in the middle of an intersection in front of me.
4. Some guy asked me to arm wrestle him out of nowhere in the Plaza des Armas (he won.)
5. I bonded with some musicians who don't speak English over Stevie Wonder (music is a world within itself in a language we all understand.)
6. I learned a Chilean drinking game. DE LA MICRO!
7. The produce here makes Canadian fruit taste like play-dough.
8. I saw a girl wearing a "RAN DMC" t-shirt, which I doubt is a commentary on the state of hip-hop today.
9. Another guy had a hat that said "Dick in your Eye."
10. Everyone tries to sell me pot in Bellas Artes.
11. There are no minorities here.
12. People party until 6am, or later.
13. Borracho = drunk.
14. I've been borracho por cinco dias.
15. I've discovered a love of drinking. Especially pisco. Think yummy rum.
16. I don't miss home at all, only mi amigos.